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{What's New} Magnets

2012-01-16T19:26:00.000-06:00

I'm At That Awkward Stage Between Jailbait and Cougar $4.00	You Don't Really Blow On It. That's Just An Expression $4.00	If I Worked Like A Man, They'd Call Me A Lazy Bitch $4.00
I See That You're Gangster. I'm Pretty Gangster Myself $4.00	Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso And A Free Kitten $4.00	I'll Forward This Immediately To A Dept... $4.00
Put On Your Big Girl Panties And Shut The F* Up $4.00	Beauty Is In The Eye Of Whoever's Checking Out... $4.00	I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet. Don't Make Me Kill You $4.00

Understand your mother this Mother's Day!

2011-04-26T15:22:00.000-05:00

Mother's Day is May 8th, don't risk a misunderstanding! Order Now!

Finally, a discreet mouth spray that gives you insight to one of life's greatest enigmas - your mother - without having to meet or talk with her!
Peppermint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
$5.00

Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten.

2010-05-16T18:36:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Tequila! Helping Women Lower Their Standards For Years!

2010-05-11T02:05:00.001-05:00

Large Magnet, 2.5" x 3.5"
$4.00

Coffee Makes It Possible To Get Out Of Bed. Chocolate Makes It Worthwhile.

2010-05-11T02:01:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I Cook With Wine. Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food

2010-05-11T01:58:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Excuse The Mess, But We Live Here

2010-05-11T01:54:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Trying This Hard To Look Busy Is Exhausting

2010-05-11T01:51:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Uh-oh! Mommy's On A Diet And We're All Gonna Die!

2010-05-11T01:45:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I'm Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now

2010-05-11T00:54:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen

2010-05-11T00:44:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Damn Right I'm Good In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days

2010-05-11T00:43:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Ran Into My Ex... Put It In Reverse & Hit Him Again

2010-05-11T00:41:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

They Lied. Hard Work Has Killed Lots of People

2010-05-11T00:37:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

When I Was Your Age, We Had To Walk To The TV To Change The Channel

2010-05-11T00:33:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet. Don't Make Me Kill You

2010-05-11T00:31:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

2010-05-11T00:29:00.004-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit

2010-05-10T20:53:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Sarcasm: now served all day.

2010-05-10T20:49:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I can only please one person per day. Today I choose me.

2010-05-10T20:47:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

The party's not over when you have kids … it just goes on without you.

2010-05-10T20:46:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

College prepared me for life, but ruined my liver, credit and reputation.

2010-05-10T20:43:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Oh my God! My mother was right about everything!

2010-05-10T20:40:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Sold Out :(

I noticed that you're gangster... I'm pretty gangster myself.

2010-05-10T20:38:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Beauty is in the eye of whoever is checking out my fine-ass booty!

2010-05-10T20:33:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

If I worked like a man, they'd call me a lazy bitch.

2010-05-10T20:20:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

You don't really blow on it. That's just an expression.

2010-05-10T20:17:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I'll forward this immediately to a department that gives a shit.

2010-05-10T20:10:00.002-05:00

Keep holding...
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Put on your big girl panties and shut the fuck up.

2010-05-10T20:06:00.001-05:00

Put them on!
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I'm at that awkward stage between Jailbait and Cougar

2010-05-10T18:50:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Magnets and Magnet Sets

2010-05-01T17:41:00.004-05:00

Kitschy and conceptual, these magnet sets are the Gold Standard in refrigerator door décor.

Giant Anti-Depressants
Set
$11.00

Make Yourself At Home
Set
$11.00

Stick It
Set
$11.00

The Party's Not Over When You Have Kids... $4.00	College Prepared Me For Life, But Ruined My... $4.00	Oh My God! My Mother Was Right About Everything! $4.00
Amazingly Enough, I Don't Give A Shit $4.00	Sarcasm: Now Served All Day ... $4.00	I Can Only Please One Person Per Day... $4.00
They Lied. Hard Work Has Killed Lots of People $4.00	When I Was Your Age We Had To Walk To The TV... $4.00	I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet. Don't Make Me Kill You $4.00
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen $4.00	Damn Right I'm Good In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days $4.00	Ran Into My Ex...Put It In Reverse And Hit Him Again $4.00
Trying This Hard To Look Busy is Exhausting $4.00	Uh oh! Mommy's On A Diet And We're All Gonna Die! $4.00	I'm Still Hot, It Just Comes In Flashes Now $4.00
Tequila! Helping Women Lower Their Standards $4.00	Just Because I Work Here, Doesn't Mean I... $4.00	Excuse The Mess, But We Live Here $4.00
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now $4.00	Coffee Makes It Possible To Get Out Of Bed... $4.00	I Cook With Wine. Sometimes I Even Add It... $4.00
Does My Fat Ass Make My Ass Look Fat? $4.00	Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life... $4.00	She Knew She Could Control Him... $4.00
No Pulse Yet... More Coffee, Please $4.00	If You're Not Shaking, You Need Another Cup $4.00	I Have PMS And A Small Nuclear Device... $4.00
I Wish I Was As Thin As I Was When... $4.00	Not Giving A Shit Has Worked Wonders For Me $4.00	Mumsy's Drunk Darling, Make Your Own Damn PasghettiOs $4.00
It's Not Easy Pretending To Work... $4.00	My Cubicle Is My Secret Land Of Makebelieve $4.00	All Work And No Pay Makes Jackie A Housewife $4.00
My Therapist Thinks I'm Too Judgmental... $4.00	People Say I Have A Bad Attitude... $4.00	Hold The Line While I Pretend To Talk To... $4.00
Create Like A Goddess, Command Like A Queen... $4.00	Ritalin! So Much Easier Than Parenting $4.00	I Need More Money And Power And Less Shit... $4.00
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children $4.00	I child-proofed the house, but they still get in $4.00	I am only as strong as the coffee I drink... $4.00
No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes $4.00	I know what turns women on $4.00	We're not gossping. We're networking $4.00
I know. I know. I'm fucking fabulous $4.00	Jesus would slap the shit out of you $4.00	The bigger the hair, the closer to God $4.00
Gotta go. The kids chewed through their straps $4.00	Oh I'm sorry, you must be confusing me... $4.00	I'll have a Cafe Mocha Vodka Marijuana Latte to go... $4.00
Oh God I'm so totally wasted $4.00	It's better to have loved... $4.00	I warned you to stay out ... $4.00
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup $4.00	Drinking coffee and slacking off... $4.00	I don't have hot flashes. I have short... $4.00
I love my rotten, ungrateful children $4.00	Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom? $4.00	Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole $4.00
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there... $4.00	Click your heels together 3 times & go fuck yourself $4.00	Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. $4.00
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning... $4.00	A clean house is a sign of a wasted life $4.00	I don't cook, clean, or put icky things near my mouth $4.00

I Don't Cook, Clean, Or Put Icky Things Near My Mouth

2009-12-11T01:13:00.000-06:00

Magnet, 2"x3"
$4.00

New Stock

2009-09-10T13:56:00.019-05:00

Put on your big girl panties and shut the fuck up. #E7337

I'll forward this immediately to a department that gives a shit. #E7345

You don't really blow on it. That's just an expression. #E7651

If I worked like a man, they'd call me a lazy bitch. #E7365

Beauty is in the eye of whoever is checking out my fine-ass booty. #E7479

I noticed that you're gangster... I'm pretty gangster myself. #E7721

Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten. #E7734

Oh my God! My mother was right about everything! #E8054

College prepared me for life, but ruined my liver, credit and reputation. #E7491

The party's not over when you have kids … it just goes on without you. #E7496

I can only please one person per day. Today I choose me. #E7661

Sarcasm: now served all day. #E7557

I chose the road less traveled. Now, where the hell am I? #E8012

Who Are These Kids & Why Are They Calling Me Mom?

2009-08-28T00:48:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You're An Asshole

2009-08-28T00:31:00.000-05:00

Jesus loves you, so we don't have to.

Magnet, 2x3"

$4.00

Coming soon...

2009-05-12T17:14:00.004-05:00

MoodieBooty.com - For all your cool shit needs!

Just a sampling of the awesome products you'll be able to buy.

We're Not Gossiping. We're Networking

2009-05-12T00:17:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

A Clean House Is A Sign of A Wasted Life

2009-05-12T00:13:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2"x3"
$4.00

Click Your Heels Together 3 Times & Go Fuck Yourself

2009-05-12T00:03:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2"x3"
$4.00

I Understand The Concept Of Cooking & Cleaning. Just Not As It Applies To Me.

2009-05-11T23:56:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2"x3"
$4.00

Make Yourself At Home! Clean My Kitchen

2009-05-11T23:44:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I'd Tell You To Go To Hell, But I Work There

2009-05-11T23:33:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Just Because I Work Here Doesn't Mean I Actually "Work" Here

2009-05-11T12:00:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.

2009-05-11T01:32:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

*Only 1 left in stock! Style discontinued.

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support.

2009-05-11T01:29:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2.5x3.5"
$4.00

I know. I know. I'm fucking fabulous.

2009-05-11T01:26:00.004-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Temporarily Out Of Stock

Does my fat ass make my ass look fat?

2009-05-11T01:21:00.006-05:00

Yes. Yes it does. But owning this magnet will help.
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

2009-05-11T01:17:00.004-05:00

Those little buggers are sneaky.
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Jesus would slap the shit out of you.

2009-05-11T01:13:00.004-05:00

Some people just need a good smack every now and then.
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink & the hairspray I use.

2009-05-11T01:09:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Gotta go. The kids chewed through their straps.

2009-05-11T01:06:00.000-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

2009-05-11T01:01:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Savin Up For Therapy Tin Bank

2009-05-11T00:27:00.001-05:00

Of course, it's impossible to predict when you'll crack up, but it's best to be prepared. One coin at a time. It's for your future. It's for your best. The Original CASH STASH.
3.5" x 4.5"
$8.00

Oh, I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have.

2009-05-10T18:42:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

The bigger the hair, the closer to God.

2009-05-10T18:40:00.004-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Sold out. Style discontinued.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

2009-05-10T18:38:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I'll have a Cafe Mocha Vodka Marijuana Latte to go, please.

2009-05-10T18:36:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Oh God I am so totally wasted.

2009-05-10T18:34:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

SOLD OUT

I warned you to stay out of my cubicle.

2009-05-10T18:29:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

*Only 1 left in stock! Design discontinued

I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics.

2009-05-10T18:01:00.003-05:00

Discontinued

Drinking coffee and slacking off are all part of what I do.

2009-05-10T17:58:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I need more money and power and less shit from you people.

2009-05-10T17:56:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

I know what turns women on.

2009-05-10T17:52:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Ritalin! So much easier than parenting!

2009-05-10T17:50:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Create like a goddess, command like a queen, work like a mother.

2009-05-10T17:47:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00
*Only 1 left in stock. Style discontinued.

Hold the line while I pretend to talk to my supervisor about your fucking problem.

2009-05-10T17:45:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

People say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck 'em!

2009-05-10T17:42:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Temporarily Out Of Stock

She knew she could control him with her irresistible lady parts.

2009-05-10T17:40:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

*Only 1 left in stock! Style discontinued.

My therapist thinks I'm too judgmental, but that's because he's an idiot.

2009-05-10T17:35:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

All work and no pay makes Jackie a housewife!

2009-05-09T19:40:00.005-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00
*Only 2 left in stock! Style discontinued

My cubicle is my secret land of make-believe.

2009-05-09T19:33:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

It's not easy pretending to work this hard all day long.

2009-05-09T19:21:00.002-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Mumsy's drunk, darling. Make your own damn "PasghettiOs."

2009-05-09T19:18:00.006-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00
*Only 1 left in stock. Style discontinued.

Not giving a shit has worked wonders for me.

2009-05-09T19:15:00.005-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Bath & Body

2009-05-09T19:00:00.003-05:00

Wash Away Your Sins Soap
$2.00

Understand Your Mother Breath Spray
$5.00

Accept The Fact You're Aging Breath Spray
$5.00

Sticker & Tattoo Sets

2009-05-09T17:58:00.002-05:00

Alpha Bitch Sticker Set $5.00	Sponsored By Coffee Sticker Set $5.00
Spiteful & Delightful Sticker Set $5.00	Suburban Slut Sticker Set $5.00
Tattoos For The Elderly $5.00

Today, Sponsored By Coffee Sticker Set

2009-05-09T17:50:00.001-05:00

Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy. Like buying these stickers! Wait, that's not stupid. It's genius! Caffeine is the key to success. 17 different caffeine at the workplace stickers on a 4.25'' x 16.50'' card.
$5.00

Spiteful & Delightful Sticker Set

2009-05-09T17:46:00.002-05:00

The sassiest sticker set around. Whether you are lovingly leaving a little hint to your sweetie or passively aggressively letting your children know how you REALLY feel, we've got your sticker right here. 18 wicked stickers on a 4.25'' x 16.50'' card.
$5.00

Alpha Bitch Sticker Set

2009-05-09T17:38:00.003-05:00

You say 'Bitch' like it's a bad thing. 18 ultra bitchy stickers on a 4.25'' x 16.50'' card.
$5.00

Suburban Slut Sticker Set

2009-05-09T17:31:00.003-05:00

Welcome to Suburbia. Where they tear down all the trees and then name streets after them. 18 stickers for you and your rotten, ungrateful children on a 4.25'' x 16.50" card.
$5.00

Tattoos For The Elderly

2009-05-09T17:23:00.003-05:00

FDA approved tattoos are really old school. 13 gnarly tattoos on a 4.25'' x 16.50'' card.
$5.00

Accept The Fact That You're Aging Breath Spray

2009-05-09T17:05:00.002-05:00

You're getting older. It does feel strange at times doesn't it? Just one spray gets you back to what you should be doing. Passionately experiencing life and walking into the mystery of tomorrow.
Spearmint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
$5.00

Understand Your Mother Instantly Breath Spray

2009-05-09T16:54:00.004-05:00

Finally, a discreet mouth spray that gives you insight to one of life's greatest enigmas - your mother - without having to meet or talk with her!
Peppermint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
$5.00

Wash Away Your Sins Travel Soap

2009-05-09T16:41:00.002-05:00

Wash Away Your Sins Cleansing Bar for all 7 deadly sins. Reduces guilt by 98.9% or more! Tempting "Do It Again" scent. Perfectly sized for travel. Toss in your bag and head to Vegas!
Net Wt 1.4oz
$2.00

Mood Swing Coin Purse

2009-05-09T16:26:00.008-05:00

Swings all ways. The every pouch for every mood. Smooth, super-strong polypropylene*.
4.3"w x 3.2"h
$4.00

Temporarily Out Of Stock

*Made from used plastic water bottles and grain sacks. 1% of sales benefit the environmental programs of the Nature Conservancy.

I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat.

2009-05-09T00:58:00.003-05:00

Me too.
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Coffee! If you're not shaking you need another cup.

2009-05-09T00:55:00.003-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

1 left in stock!

I have PMS and a small nuclear device. Any questions?

2009-05-09T00:53:00.005-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

*Only 2 left in stock! Style discontinued.

No Pulse yet … More coffee please.

2009-05-09T00:50:00.001-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

2009-05-09T00:40:00.002-05:00

These days are the worst!
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

*Order soon! Low stock. Style discontinued.

It's better to have loved & lost...

2009-05-09T00:30:00.002-05:00

...than to live with the psycho the rest of your life. Ain't that the truth!
Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

SOLD OUT

I love my rotten ungrateful children.

2009-05-09T00:11:00.007-05:00

Magnet, 2x3"
$4.00

Pirate Bandage Assortment

2009-05-01T23:06:00.000-05:00

Boo-boos come in all sizes. Some only need a wee bandage, while others require something a little more substantial. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains two sizes of latex-free, vinyl, adhesive bandages (three 3-1/4" (8.3 cm) long pirate flags, ten 1-1/2" (3.8 cm) tall skulls) with sterile gauze and a FREE TOY to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
$5.00

Lip Balm

2009-05-01T22:57:00.002-05:00

Little tubes of joy for lips. Your non-petroleum lip care options are expanding.

Go Intercourse Yourself $6.00	F-Bomb $6.00
Total Bitch $6.00	Plain & Thimble $6.00

Plain and Thimble Lip Balm

2009-05-01T22:50:00.000-05:00

If our other lip balms aren't your style, try this cute as a button, lady-like lip balm. Rosebud mint flavor. SPF 18 with olive oil and Vitamin E. Simply perfect. Perfectly simple.
$6.00

Total Bitch Lip Balm

2009-05-01T22:47:00.003-05:00

Fabulous metallic graphics adorn a delicious, no-nonsense nectar lip balm. Non-petroleum formula moisturizes and invigorates with Vitamin E & SPF 18.
$6.00

F-Bomb Lip Balm

2009-05-01T22:36:00.003-05:00

Drop the bomb! Yummy raspberry flavor & SPF 15.
$6.00

Go Intercourse Yourself Lip Balm

2009-05-01T22:05:00.004-05:00

Natural and delicious cherry lip balm for mother-intercoursers everywhere! Extra fancy non-petroleum formula with SPF 15.

$6.00

Bigger Bitch Gum

2009-05-01T19:13:00.003-05:00

Seriously. I really hate you. Delicious fruit flavor. 8 Pieces.
$1.25

Shut The Hell Up Gum

2009-05-01T19:10:00.000-05:00

Seriously, how about a nice big pack of shut the hell up! 8 cinnamon pieces to chew all at once. You've got more than one person in your life that you'd wish would stop their yakkin'.
$1.25